
Silly Sausage Tee, Candy Floss, L
Why it’s in Leftovers: it’s a lighter 155gsm tee in a style we don’t usually do, and the printed neck label is a grey trial run, not our final label.
A one-off, and the only one there’ll ever be.
Embrace your inner silly sausage, grilled to perfection, with zero shame. Embroidered on a soft Candy Floss tee in 100% organic cotton, it’s for anyone who’s a little bit daft and loves a good banger. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself. Or your sausage.
Size: L. This is a unisex tee, equivalent to a women’s size 14 (EU 42).
Before you tuck in
- Each piece is a genuine one-off, so once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.
- Postage is already baked into the price, so there’s nothing extra to pay at checkout.
- Leftovers are packed and sent separately, so they will arrive apart from the rest of your order.
- As one-off, final-sale pieces, Leftovers aren’t returnable if you change your mind. Each unique item is purchased exactly as photographed (any faults have already been highlighted).
This return policy does not affect the separate legal right of withdrawal or cancellation, which is available only under some circumstances to EEA, EU and UK consumers.
Made of 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 180gsm. GOTS-certified and ethically made.
Fit Our unisex tee is a relaxed, straight, slightly boxy cut. Our women’s tee is a little more shaped with a closer silhouette. Both are a medium fit, so size down if you like it tighter on your chest or size up if you like it roomier.
Care Machine wash cold (30°), inside out, with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low heat, inside out. Do not dry clean.
Size guide
Unisex fit
| Size | UK | EU | Chest·A | Length·B | Sleeve·C |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 6 | 34 | 45.5cm18in | 62cm24.5in | 20cm8in |
| XS | 8 | 36 | 47.5cm18.5in | 65cm25.5in | 21cm8.5in |
| S | 10 | 38 | 49.5cm19.5in | 69cm27in | 22.5cm9in |
| M | 12 | 40 | 53.5cm21in | 73cm28.5in | 24cm9.5in |
| L | 14 | 42 | 56.5cm22in | 75cm29.5in | 24.5cm9.5in |
| XL | 16 | 44 | 59.5cm23.5in | 77cm30.5in | 25cm10in |
| 2XL | 18 | 46 | 63.5cm25in | 79cm31in | 25.5cm10in |
| 3XL | 20 | 48 | 67.5cm26.5in | 81cm32in | 26cm10in |
| 4XL | 22 | 50 | 72.5cm28.5in | 83cm32.5in | 26cm10in |
| 5XL | 24 | 52 | 77.5cm30.5in | 84cm33in | 26cm10in |
Women’s fit
| Size | UK | EU | Chest·A | Length·B | Sleeve·C |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 8 | 36 | 45cm17.5in | 56.5cm22in | 18cm7in |
| S | 10 | 38 | 48cm19in | 59.5cm23.5in | 18.5cm7.5in |
| M | 12 | 40 | 51cm20in | 61.5cm24in | 19cm7.5in |
| L | 14 | 42 | 54cm21.5in | 63.5cm25in | 19.5cm7.5in |
| XL | 16 | 44 | 57cm22.5in | 65.5cm26in | 20cm8in |
| 2XL | 18 | 46 | 61cm24in | 67.5cm26.5in | 20.5cm8in |
How to measure (garment, laid flat): A Chest straight across 2.5cm below the armhole (double it for the full chest). B Length shoulder to hem. C Sleeve shoulder seam to cuff.

