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Silly Sausage Sweater
These are a regular fit, please size up for a slouchier look.
Made to order in the UK in <5 days by a small, independent business
Embrace your inner silly sausage, grilled to perfection, with zero shame.
This cosy crewneck of 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton and 15% recycled polyester is for anyone who’s a little bit daft and loves a good banger. Not for them? It’s the perfect gentle-insult gift for the silly sausage in your life.
Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself.
Made of 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester, 280gsm. A cosy, mid-heavy crewneck, brushed and lightly sueded inside for extra softness. GOTS-certified organic cotton with recycled polyester, ethically made.
Fit A medium, unisex fit with set-in sleeves and ribbed neck, cuffs and hem. It’s relaxed without being oversized, so size up for a slouchier feel.
Care Machine wash cold (30°), inside out, with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low heat, inside out. Do not dry clean.
Made to order in the UK within 5 working days, with free UK delivery on orders over £60. Changed your mind? You have 14 days to return it, check our full returns policy for the details.
Size guide
Sweaters
| Size | UK | EU | Chest·A | Length·B | Sleeve·C |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 6 | 34 | 46.5cm18.5in | 60cm23.5in | 60.5cm24in |
| XS | 8 | 36 | 49cm19.5in | 62cm24.5in | 61.5cm24in |
| S | 10 | 38 | 51.5cm20.5in | 67cm26.5in | 64cm25in |
| M | 12 | 40 | 54cm21.5in | 71cm28in | 65.5cm26in |
| L | 14 | 42 | 57cm22.5in | 73cm28.5in | 67cm26.5in |
| XL | 16 | 44 | 60cm23.5in | 75cm29.5in | 68.5cm27in |
| 2XL | 18 | 46 | 63cm25in | 77cm30.5in | 70cm27.5in |
| 3XL | 20 | 48 | 66cm26in | 79cm31in | 70cm27.5in |
| 4XL | 22 | 50 | 71cm28in | 81cm32in | 70cm27.5in |
| 5XL | 24 | 52 | 76cm30in | 82cm32.5in | 70cm27.5in |
How to measure (garment, laid flat): A Chest straight across 2.5cm below the armhole (double it for the full chest). B Length shoulder to hem. C Sleeve shoulder seam to cuff.
