
Guac Is My Crack Sweater, Oyster, XS/S/M
Why it's in Leftovers: Guac Is My Crack is one of our original best-sellers and we're not quite ready to bring it back yet, and these have an older sewn-in Pretty Pickled neck label rather than our current printed one.
We've only got a handful of these, all exactly the same, in XS, S and M.
Guac lovers, this sweater is everything you avo wanted. Embroidered with an avocado and a bowl of dangerously addictive guacamole on a cosy, soft grey Oyster crewneck of 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton and 15% recycled polyester. Your drug of choice, of course!
Sizes: This is a unisex sweater. XS is equivalent to a women's size 8 (EU 36), S to a 10 (EU 38) and M to a 12 (EU 40).
Before you tuck in
- There's only a handful of these, so once they're gone, they're gone for good.
- Postage is already baked into the price, so there’s nothing extra to pay at checkout.
- Leftovers are packed and sent separately, so they will arrive apart from the rest of your order.
- As final-sale pieces, Leftovers aren’t returnable if you change your mind. Each item is purchased exactly as photographed (any faults have already been highlighted).
This return policy does not affect the separate legal right of withdrawal or cancellation, which is available only under some circumstances to EEA, EU and UK consumers.
Made of 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester, 280gsm. A cosy, mid-heavy crewneck, brushed and lightly sueded inside for extra softness. GOTS-certified organic cotton with recycled polyester, ethically made.
Fit A medium, unisex fit with set-in sleeves and ribbed neck, cuffs and hem. It’s relaxed without being oversized, so size up for a slouchier feel.
Care Machine wash cold (30°), inside out, with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low heat, inside out. Do not dry clean.
Size guide
Sweaters
| Size | UK | EU | Chest·A | Length·B | Sleeve·C |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 6 | 34 | 46.5cm18.5in | 60cm23.5in | 60.5cm24in |
| XS | 8 | 36 | 49cm19.5in | 62cm24.5in | 61.5cm24in |
| S | 10 | 38 | 51.5cm20.5in | 67cm26.5in | 64cm25in |
| M | 12 | 40 | 54cm21.5in | 71cm28in | 65.5cm26in |
| L | 14 | 42 | 57cm22.5in | 73cm28.5in | 67cm26.5in |
| XL | 16 | 44 | 60cm23.5in | 75cm29.5in | 68.5cm27in |
| 2XL | 18 | 46 | 63cm25in | 77cm30.5in | 70cm27.5in |
| 3XL | 20 | 48 | 66cm26in | 79cm31in | 70cm27.5in |
| 4XL | 22 | 50 | 71cm28in | 81cm32in | 70cm27.5in |
| 5XL | 24 | 52 | 76cm30in | 82cm32.5in | 70cm27.5in |
How to measure (garment, laid flat): A Chest straight across 2.5cm below the armhole (double it for the full chest). B Length shoulder to hem. C Sleeve shoulder seam to cuff.

