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Cutting Carbs Tee
Made to order in the UK in <5 days by a small, independent business
Technically… we are cutting carbs. Just not the way your gym instructor meant.
Pizza lovers, we’ve got you. No sad salads here, just carbs, glorious carbs, with plenty of cheese on top. Embroidered with a perfect little pizza on soft 100% organic cotton, it’s for anyone who knows carbs aren’t the enemy, they’re the main event.
Sustainable, embroidered to last, and a guaranteed hit with the dough-obsessed.
Made of 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 180gsm. GOTS-certified and ethically made.
Fit Our unisex tee is a relaxed, straight, slightly boxy cut. Our women’s tee is a little more shaped with a closer silhouette. Both are a medium fit, so size down if you like it tighter on your chest or size up if you like it roomier.
Care Machine wash cold (30°), inside out, with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low heat, inside out. Do not dry clean.
Made to order in the UK within 5 working days, with free UK delivery on orders over £60. Changed your mind? You have 14 days to return it, check our full returns policy for the details.
Size guide
Unisex fit
| Size | UK | EU | Chest·A | Length·B | Sleeve·C |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 6 | 34 | 45.5cm18in | 62cm24.5in | 20cm8in |
| XS | 8 | 36 | 47.5cm18.5in | 65cm25.5in | 21cm8.5in |
| S | 10 | 38 | 49.5cm19.5in | 69cm27in | 22.5cm9in |
| M | 12 | 40 | 53.5cm21in | 73cm28.5in | 24cm9.5in |
| L | 14 | 42 | 56.5cm22in | 75cm29.5in | 24.5cm9.5in |
| XL | 16 | 44 | 59.5cm23.5in | 77cm30.5in | 25cm10in |
| 2XL | 18 | 46 | 63.5cm25in | 79cm31in | 25.5cm10in |
| 3XL | 20 | 48 | 67.5cm26.5in | 81cm32in | 26cm10in |
| 4XL | 22 | 50 | 72.5cm28.5in | 83cm32.5in | 26cm10in |
| 5XL | 24 | 52 | 77.5cm30.5in | 84cm33in | 26cm10in |
Women’s fit
| Size | UK | EU | Chest·A | Length·B | Sleeve·C |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 8 | 36 | 45cm17.5in | 56.5cm22in | 18cm7in |
| S | 10 | 38 | 48cm19in | 59.5cm23.5in | 18.5cm7.5in |
| M | 12 | 40 | 51cm20in | 61.5cm24in | 19cm7.5in |
| L | 14 | 42 | 54cm21.5in | 63.5cm25in | 19.5cm7.5in |
| XL | 16 | 44 | 57cm22.5in | 65.5cm26in | 20cm8in |
| 2XL | 18 | 46 | 61cm24in | 67.5cm26.5in | 20.5cm8in |
How to measure (garment, laid flat): A Chest straight across 2.5cm below the armhole (double it for the full chest). B Length shoulder to hem. C Sleeve shoulder seam to cuff.

